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Sarah Hatch's avatar

Finally became a paid subscriber to read this and it was worth every penny 🔥

Emma van Straaten's avatar

“A small and roaring king” - just perfect writing 💕

Alice Adams Carosi's avatar

I am constantly telling my teenagers to find a better word for hate. I just don't really know whether we need to promote (on any level, Vittles readers or non) hating as an activity. I would rather be cooking, or reading something inspiring.

Ajay Singh Larr's avatar

Can this be submitted for some sort of writing accolade? I felt like I was subjected to a Jordan Belfort a la DiCaprio monologue, and I thoroughly enjoyed it.

Natalie Warner's avatar

😂 SKEWERED! 💀

Thank you, Ruby and Vittles for this start to the week 😘

The Restaurant Guru's avatar

Substitute Alison Moyet for Paul Young and you could be talking about the one and only TV Food Man. Housewives everywhere love him.

Marky's avatar

'A brand-new format of food tv show.' Hehehe.

Back in the 1970s Food tv man was less complex. He was Graham Kerr. The Galloping Gourmet.

Graham is 88 and these days leads a teetotaling, TV-free life at the faith-based Warm Beach Senior Community, devoted to healthy eating and the gospel of global missions. "He still sizzles with the ladies" though.

Nice one Ruby.

Marky's avatar

Meant to add that I don't hate Graham Kerr, the TV Food man or the TV Food Man feature. It's all love.

J R SCHULZ's avatar

But what sort of civilization can we now build on the ruins of TV Food Man?

Jackie Kearney's avatar

I feel know this man. Thank you for giving my hate some glorious form